Horoscope of Suicides
ARIES: Like violent deaths: Or if motorcycle kills high-speed or jumping from an airplane without a parachute ...
TAURUS: Kills with poison in food (effect after two hours) or with many sleeping pills ... comfort even in death ...
GEMINI: Cutting the language in a dark room, no net, phone or any media ... sad death ...
CANCER: If hangs with a note taped to the hand to say: The fault is yours! Adora blame someone ...
LEO: Take a poison on Christmas night five minutes before supper, to cause ... Leo likes dramatic and unforgettable weekends!
VIRGO: You can not commit suicide ... it gets so much time on the details, he saw, life has passed and he died of natural causes ...
LIBRA: It is super indecisive: Or turn on the gas and dies or cut your wrists ... finally decides: Hire someone to kill him with a shot ...
SCORPIO: Make love with the hated person, is with fingerprints, kills himself with stab wounds and gloves ... dies but fuckin hater!
SAGITTARIUS: Take 15 soothing black stripe and jumps a hang glider ... dies sportsman and adventurous way ...
CAPRICORN: Shoot the balls! But first let all the bills paid, the will ready and dressed in a good suit Armani ... Capricorn is responsible!
AQUARIUS: How is modern, kills himself in orkut, twitter, facebook and moves to Patagonia ... social suicide, colleague! Trend ...
FISH: Drink a lot, out naked on the street and try to get hit ... but how unlucky, break legs and gives work to the family ... sign of lightning!
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