The Truth About Signs (Really?)

ARIES (March 23 to 23 ab ') You think you're very honest, upright, independent and powerful .. goodis what you think. Sending you love and put it all to boil, provided that your way, even if it's in the ass. You can not influence anyone, despite being all the time trying to display his power. The Aryans are great judges-law and fighters of jiu-jitsu.

TAURUS (April 23 to 22 MAI) You have a dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you're a cheapskate and stubborn and are right. His persistence makes you a hell of a bore. You are greedy, love nature, the beautiful and be loved. Taureans are good tri-athletes, encyclopedia salesmen and designers.

GEMINI (May 23 to 22 June) You are communicative, curious, humorous, intelligent and has two faces. Their inconsistency and laziness make you a first handler. You do not care about what others feel and love distribute horns there. Geminis tend to be very successful in politics, in the circus, in the novel of 8 and jumping about.


CANCER (23 June to 22 July) You are sympathetic, defensive and understanding the problems of others, which makes you a sucker. You think you're cold and unloved foot. His compassion, sensitivity and emotionality make cancer a tremendous man a fagot. Cancers are great hairdressers, best friends and readers of romance.

LEO (July 23 to 22 aug) You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you are a complete idiot. You're vain, arrogant and impatient, as if it were the last cold cola desert and often deal with criticism on the basis of the fight. Leos are great traffic cops, dictators and emerging.

VIRGO (August 23 to 22 set) You are the logical type, worker, analytical, shy and hate disorder. His thorough and organized attitude is sickening to your friends and colleagues. You are cold and do not have emotions and often fall asleep while fucking. Virgos give good bus conductors, seamstresses and puzzle assemblers.

LIBRA (September 23 to 22 out) You are the artistic type, discrete, balanced and idealistic, with much taste for harmonious and aesthetically beautiful. If you are a man, it's probably queer. You feel the need to protect others and fight against injustice, but expecting something in return. Librans are perfect in law, architecture and managing homes tolerance.

SCORPIO (October 23 to 22 Nov) You're the worst of all: suspicious, vengeful, obsessive, bitter, cold, proud, pessimistic, malicious, cynical, gossip and treacherous business. You are the perfect son of a bitch, just loves his mother and himself. Scorpio knack for terrorist, Nazi dentist, tax revenue and soccer court.

Sagittarius (November 23 to 22 ten) Are you optimistic, adventurous, enthusiastic and has a strong tendency to rely on luck. What is needed for those who are reckless, exaggerated, undisciplined, irresponsible, childish, without concentration and limited. This explains why the majority of Sagittarians are drunks. Are great waiters, journalists and bookies.

CAPRICORN (December 23 to 22 Jan) You are conservative, serious, cold and unyielding as a stainless tableware. His faithfulness and patience not conceal their materialistic and ambitious side, but who cares? If the money is coming ... Capricorns are a hit as banking, bankers, loan sharks or even counting money at home.

AQUARIUS (January 23 to 22 Feb) You have an inventive mind and headed for progress. You mind and make the same mistakes repeatedly because it is stupid and stubborn. Love novels, gather in groups and be fashion. Are you man ... watch out! Aquarians are great trade unionists and designers, sometimes both at the same time.

FISH (23 Feb to March 22) You are the dreamer type, mystic, sensitive and tends to give much. If you are male, your chances of being queer are too big ... You're full of futile advice and does nothing to fill the bag of all who approach you. The Piscean give good presenting children's program and porn actresses.